i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i'll j💥
thank you. please dont do this to me
what is your problem
HELLO ????????
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
shes fuckking ugly again
jk she's cute :)
i have to stress that shes so capable of ugly
me
nice
Anonymous asked:
why is your cat green?
gothicprep answered:
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone
Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.
the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead
i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)
GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH
We Love Green Cat
bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on
yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .
her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal
he is so scared all the time
me: *writes fic*
me: great! time to post to ao3-
ao3 summary box: *exists*
me:
ao3 summary box:
me:
ao3 summary box:
me:
Ooh, this is actually kinda a neat thing, because you can think of it as a checklist:
- Who: Main character(s)
- Why: Character goal or desire (stated)
- Why: Character need (implied)
- When: Inciting Incident
- What: Means (that achieves the goal/need)
- Where: Place A >> Place B
- How: The Plan
- Obstacle(s): antagonist or challenge
For example:
- Who: Bilbo Baggins, a respectable hobbit of Hobbiton
- Why: Treasure, wealth (stated)
- Why: Adventure, self-respect (implied)
- When: After supper
- What: Quest
- Where: Hobbiton >> The Lonely Mountain
- How: A company of dwarves, a wizard, and an ancient map and key
- Main antagonist(s): a dragon
Thus, in less than 100 words:
- Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit in Hobbiton, never making any trouble or having any adventures. But when a wizard and a company of dwarves invite themselves to dinner, Bilbo finds himself joining their quest from the shires of Hobbiton to the legendary Lonely Mountain, the home of a long lost treasure, and quite, possibly, a dragon.
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The Anatomy of Story by John Truby is a really good book by the by, if anyone’s interested in this sort of thing.
This is super helpful!’
One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries
I'm liking this guy more and more
I have a new favorite author.
[Image ID: Three excerpts from books.
The indicated portion of excerpt 1 reads, "If your characters are furries, consider giving some love to animals besides foxes, cats, and wolves."
Excerpt 2 reads, "I invented an alien race once that used different pronouns on land and underwater (they were amphibians), and had the inclusive/exclusive and proximate/obviate distinctions. They also had a pronoun for group minds, and pronouns for each of their three sexes. The complete list was impressive."
Excerpt 3 reads, "In the future, possibly anything goes. In my sf world, the Incatena, sex changes are routine, which makes nonsense out of most present-day moralisms and even earnest debates about evolutionary psychology. But why stop there? It's easy to imagine modified bodies allowing new sexes, new sex acts, and new perversions."
/End ID]
they're 3 books -
"The Planet Construction Kit", "The Language Construction Kit" and "The Conlanger's Lexipedia", all by Mark Rosenfelder
grazie!!!
This is true I think, everyone just has very normal and even-minded thoughts and opinions about transfeminine sexuality
No honestly I think it's REALLY important that people see this. Literally the exact same post, sans trans people, and it didn't get flagged.
I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
dude, i think that’s a fairy
